Angry Husband Gave Ex-Wife Half of their Possessions and Sold Half on eBay – Literally

As settlement for their Divorce, this German guy was forced to split all their belongings 50/50.  Having been with Laura, his ex-wife, for twelve years, they have multiple shared purchases that needed to be divided.  As a result, this angry husband with the use of his power tools, gave her  half a share literally with a twist.

Basing from his eBay product description (Originally language is German)

“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true !!!) and Night swimming are the best passages on it yet”

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“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music.”divorice-cut-stuff-into-two (14)

“For sale is a double DVD of great Bullyparade. Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half”

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“If you’re reading this again so attentive, Laura : The remote control is there, do not worry ; )”

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“I’ve spent so many beautiful evenings with my woman on this sofa. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another mans couch.”

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“I am selling half a flatscreen TV from Samsung. Wonder where the second half may be, better check with my ex-wife .”

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“Would love to keep the other half , but somehow she scares me.”

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“The chairs are super as an art installation , or simply for people who like to settle things at half a_ss cheek 😉 Happy bidding”

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“Unlike my ex-wife I can not say anything bad about the bed really, have always slept well in it..”

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“You are bidding on my half . It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”

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“Sell ​​a nice 26er mountain bike in black with fork and Schimano circuit. The wheel has some signs of wear, especially the back. Since the total half missing”

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“Sell ​​an Opel Astra 1.4 16V B Sport. The car is quite well preserved for his age, but of course some signs of wear. In particular, half missing.”

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“Hi, I am selling an Apple design classics. The MacBook Pro of 2006. Though lacking half, but the power supply is still in the process.” “..In my opinion, the conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air. ”

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“The box is great for singles with little post.”

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“The helmet does have advantages: The view to the left is clearly visible and you do not have an extra fold up the visor, if  you want to berate other motorists”

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